05 October 2011

Saying Of The Week - Grapefruit


Customer - I'm allergic to citrus, could I have a mojito?
Bartender - Yes, although it won't taste as nice without the lime.....
Customer - Ok, can I have a margerita instead....
Bartender - Um again the cocktail will be quite bare without lime or any citrus....
Customer - Oh ok (getting slightly agitated) just give me a grapefruit juice then!
Bartender - Are you SURE?
Customer - Yes grapefruit juice is fine.

Bartender - ..............

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