If you're looking to take your cooking skills up a notch to impress friends and family why not consider the latest trend? Salt made from human tears. That's right! Salt made from human tears.
And since we all know that tears come in all sorts and on sorts of different occasions you have five varieties to choose from. Maybe your curry needs a pinch of tears from anger to ratchet up the heat. Perhaps your roast just needs to be cheered up a bit to come out all right- salt from laughter to the rescue!
Sadly, Monster Supplies is currently sold out of these salts at the moment. I'm sure they will get more back in soon, however. They just need people to cry a bit more first. Salt From Human Tears